HOMECOMING
Welcome to homecoming week- probably the biggest event here at TJ. You're probably wondering, "eww i bet your homecoming is so lameeee" ~ kid from Westfield. Well, before you jump to such conclusions, you should:
a) note that you can only reject the null hypothesis if p < alpha = 0.05. currently your p is over 9000. (this is something you will learn in STATS... it may not be funny now but when you get to the unit you'll understand)
b) not every kid at TJ mines minerals for starcraft
c) TJ kids have more swag than you
FAQ:
What is Homecoming?
For boys:
It's okay kid, I feel you. I didn't exactly understand "homecoming" either until I had a nice, little (awkward) talk with my friends. Basically, a guy asks a girl out with flowers (don't bake cookies because you'll look like a sissy. trust me on this one) and the girl pretty much says yes (ehhh well -i totally got rejected- you have a pretty good f*cking chance if you ask your dream girl and if you don't look like a pile of dirt. ) Afterwards, you kinda stumble along during homecoming week, where if you ask the girl on the first day of homecoming week, you kinda keep your distance because of awkwardness. But as much as you want to hug and kiss her you gotta resist because she needs distance. Don't worry though, you'll get to spend the entire Homecoming night with her ;).
"Well, what's homecoming night?" Homecoming night is basically where we hire a REAL LIVE DJ who plays awesome music and everyone kinda just gets drunk and crazy and it's AMAZING. Tip: you must dance. You can be the most terrible dancer ever but remember, while nerds at TJ have swag, that does not mean that they can dance. No one can dance. So no one cares if you dance poorly. I guarantee you that if you dance, you will have the best time at homecoming.
For girls:
Ladies. At least 1 guy will ask you to homecoming. Be. Prepared. To. Say. No. To. Some. Of. Them. Let's face it, not all guys look like K-POP stars, so it's okay to reject them, as long as you do it correctly. For example:
Correct method(s) for rejecting boys:
- I'm already taken, sorry. **Note: Use this if you are actually taken and say sorry because that little boy will go home and cry and watch Naruto but don't feel bad for him because that's life and sometimes life gives you cookies then kicks you in the shin to make you drop your cookies.
- Sorry, I'm waiting for someone else to ask me. **Note: Use this if you're not actually taken, but you wanna be taken by someone who's... just not this guy.
Incorrect method for rejecting boys:
- Uhhhhhhh maybe. **Note: this is the ONLY INCORRECT METHOD TO REJECT BOYS. Being indecisive is the worst thing possible. If you wanna try it... go ahead i dare you
What's Homecoming Week?
Homecoming week is the week that leads up to homecoming that's filled with spirit days and pep rallies in the gym.
First rule of homecoming week: Participate in the spirit days. You'll actually stand out if you don't dress your best because everyone else actually is.
Second rule of homecoming week: CHEER IN PEP RALLIES :D Freshman will never win, because let's face it, we're too stupid to come up with good chants. If you don't know what any of this means, you'll find out soon enough.
What are some good dance moves for Homecoming?
1) The classic fist pump in the air: Jump vertically up and down while pumping your fist in the air to the beat of the music. **Note: do not use during slow dance songs.
2) Snaps: Just snap. Literally. **Note: do not use during slow dance songs.
3) Slide'n Clap: Slide to the right. Clap to the beat of the music. Slide to the left. Clap to the beat of the music. Repeat.
4) Dancing with a Partner: BOYS- hand on the girl's waist. GIRLS- hands on boy's waist. BOTH: slowly spin in a circle clockwise and cuddle :) **Note: only use during slow dance songs (duh).
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Well, that's all I have to say about homecoming. I know that this is a terrible closing, but it's all I can think of doing.
Anyways... tell us what you think! This is my first blog- you can leave comments about it somewhere on the website.
~ CHAD B)
Welcome to homecoming week- probably the biggest event here at TJ. You're probably wondering, "eww i bet your homecoming is so lameeee" ~ kid from Westfield. Well, before you jump to such conclusions, you should:
a) note that you can only reject the null hypothesis if p < alpha = 0.05. currently your p is over 9000. (this is something you will learn in STATS... it may not be funny now but when you get to the unit you'll understand)
b) not every kid at TJ mines minerals for starcraft
c) TJ kids have more swag than you
FAQ:
What is Homecoming?
For boys:
It's okay kid, I feel you. I didn't exactly understand "homecoming" either until I had a nice, little (awkward) talk with my friends. Basically, a guy asks a girl out with flowers (don't bake cookies because you'll look like a sissy. trust me on this one) and the girl pretty much says yes (ehhh well -i totally got rejected- you have a pretty good f*cking chance if you ask your dream girl and if you don't look like a pile of dirt. ) Afterwards, you kinda stumble along during homecoming week, where if you ask the girl on the first day of homecoming week, you kinda keep your distance because of awkwardness. But as much as you want to hug and kiss her you gotta resist because she needs distance. Don't worry though, you'll get to spend the entire Homecoming night with her ;).
"Well, what's homecoming night?" Homecoming night is basically where we hire a REAL LIVE DJ who plays awesome music and everyone kinda just gets drunk and crazy and it's AMAZING. Tip: you must dance. You can be the most terrible dancer ever but remember, while nerds at TJ have swag, that does not mean that they can dance. No one can dance. So no one cares if you dance poorly. I guarantee you that if you dance, you will have the best time at homecoming.
For girls:
Ladies. At least 1 guy will ask you to homecoming. Be. Prepared. To. Say. No. To. Some. Of. Them. Let's face it, not all guys look like K-POP stars, so it's okay to reject them, as long as you do it correctly. For example:
Correct method(s) for rejecting boys:
- I'm already taken, sorry. **Note: Use this if you are actually taken and say sorry because that little boy will go home and cry and watch Naruto but don't feel bad for him because that's life and sometimes life gives you cookies then kicks you in the shin to make you drop your cookies.
- Sorry, I'm waiting for someone else to ask me. **Note: Use this if you're not actually taken, but you wanna be taken by someone who's... just not this guy.
Incorrect method for rejecting boys:
- Uhhhhhhh maybe. **Note: this is the ONLY INCORRECT METHOD TO REJECT BOYS. Being indecisive is the worst thing possible. If you wanna try it... go ahead i dare you
What's Homecoming Week?
Homecoming week is the week that leads up to homecoming that's filled with spirit days and pep rallies in the gym.
First rule of homecoming week: Participate in the spirit days. You'll actually stand out if you don't dress your best because everyone else actually is.
Second rule of homecoming week: CHEER IN PEP RALLIES :D Freshman will never win, because let's face it, we're too stupid to come up with good chants. If you don't know what any of this means, you'll find out soon enough.
What are some good dance moves for Homecoming?
1) The classic fist pump in the air: Jump vertically up and down while pumping your fist in the air to the beat of the music. **Note: do not use during slow dance songs.
2) Snaps: Just snap. Literally. **Note: do not use during slow dance songs.
3) Slide'n Clap: Slide to the right. Clap to the beat of the music. Slide to the left. Clap to the beat of the music. Repeat.
4) Dancing with a Partner: BOYS- hand on the girl's waist. GIRLS- hands on boy's waist. BOTH: slowly spin in a circle clockwise and cuddle :) **Note: only use during slow dance songs (duh).
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Well, that's all I have to say about homecoming. I know that this is a terrible closing, but it's all I can think of doing.
Anyways... tell us what you think! This is my first blog- you can leave comments about it somewhere on the website.
~ CHAD B)